Caller: Hi, I need to be checked for
Me, unfazed: Ok, can you come in today?
Caller: Yes, and while I am there, do you do surgery? I
think I have a feather in my ear.
Me: One moment please *pressing the mute
Me: Oh. My. God. while spitting coffee on my computer.
Nutritionist, meeting with WIC client: So how is Junior doing with his cereal?
Client: I don't know how people feed that stuff to their kids. Every time I try, it just blows off the spoon.
PS: The picture of RockStar Ava was too cute not to share. ~K