Thursday, March 06, 2008

I Love My Job, I Love My Job

Caller: Yeah, I got a bump down there. I wanna get checked out cause
the guy I'm with has been with a LOT of people. So has my husband.
Oh, and I just remembered, my girlfriend has HPV. Can I catch that through my
mouth?

Me: *Silent retching*

THIS is why public health workers have a high rate of job burnout.

I simply have to win the lottery.




8 comments:

camille said...

Oh my goodness. You are a saint!!

Julie said...

Gag!! I seriously thought it was a joke at first. You do need to win the lottery.

Laura said...

I bet you have some really good stories!

Leesa said...

Ewwwww. It was funny in a sick sort of way. Hugs!

Katie said...

OH MY, thats not good... not good at all...

lol cant help but laugh though!
xoxo

Heather said...

eeeeew!

Every minute counts.... said...

man, maybe you should go into comedy...you would have a ton of material from your calls!

Hope you win the lottery soon!
Noel

Amy said...

Awww, yes. Wonderful. too bad you can't meet all these people in person and shake their hands. LOL!!!!
Amy